Cheap Joke

[Lking]

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I know, some of yourselfs <sic> are easily amused.

[Jeff G.]

Thanks. Usually, something is LOST in translation.

[Farelf]

While we're talkin' funny stuff, someone who probably thought I needed a chuckle sent me the following (can't vouch for the last one but it is probably legitimate - log on required for access which is increasingly the story for major resource sites).

People spend a lot of time thinking up their children's names. It's just a pity they don't always think as hard about their domain names.

Firstly there is Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous: < http://www.whorepresents.com>

Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views: < http://www.expertsexchange.com>

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island: < http://www.penisland.net >

Need a therapist? Try: < http://www.therapistfinder.com>

Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales : < http://www.molestationnursery.com >

And there is an Italian Power company: < http://www.powergenitalia.com >

Well, it's funny if you're like me and don't actually open your pornospam. [Added - Just to be clear, which none of the above is, with the minor caveat on the last.]