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I see that DNSstuff (http://www.dnsstuff.com/) indicates that their website and tools will be appearing in some sort of movie coming up later this month.

Coincidence??? I was looking at Nmap earlier today. There are several entries on that 'new's page listing places where their scanning tool has shown up ... no doubt the most surprising may have been the NSA's big screen <g>

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I see that DNSstuff (http://www.dnsstuff.com/) indicates that their website and tools will be appearing in some sort of movie coming up later this month. Don't know whether there will be nudity.

I idly wonder whether we should promote SpamCop to be in a movie.

-- rick

It could happen...?

“Robocop 3, SPAMCOPâ€.

Where a crazed superhero cybernaut roams the streets of Netropolis, (Netroit?) sniffing wifi connections and satellite uplinks as he wages pitched battle against the evil Dr. Spamenflinger and his legion of dystrophic Ubergoofen. He packs a Gammaray Gun that can fry a server bank at 1000 yds. right through brick walls and 2†of EMP Shielding. He destroys his captives by cramming Cialis (the good stuff) down their cake hole until they “beat†themselves to death in manic frenzy.

City Hall beckons the “Composit Crusader†with an arc lamp that projects a huge capital “W†over the city. No one knows what/who the “W†stands for; ...well, almost no one.

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Yep, right up there Rooster, an epic. Well, 7 lines + title, a very short epic but nevertheless ... an undeniable greatness.

Would it be "guilding it" to attribute W's superhuman powers to posessing an indestructible hard drive that never "goes down"....? ...vulnerable only to occasional comic misadventures with a glitchy "Spell Check", and the threat of lethal exposure to "Flash Objects" of Dick Cheney in a thong...? Probably.

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Would it be "guilding it" to attribute W's superhuman powers to posessing an indestructible hard drive that never "goes down"....? ...vulnerable only to occasional comic misadventures with a glitchy "Spell Check", and the threat of lethal exposure to "Flash Objects" of Dick Cheney in a thong...? Probably.
Well, sorta compromises the
... No one knows what/who the “W” stands for; ...well, almost no one.
thing though, doesn't it. Though I suppose third person musings or sub-plot revelations can be imagined to fall beyond the ken of the man in the street. Not to mention the woman. Or the kid. But I do think it might be unnecessary elaboration.
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Well, sorta compromises the thing though, doesn't it. Though I suppose third person musings or sub-plot revelations can be imagined to fall beyond the ken of the man in the street. Not to mention the woman. Or the kid. But I do think it might be unnecessary elaboration.

Not sure what you mean. I was thinking of:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp...'s_2005.jpg

Vancouverites would probably be the only ones cottoning on to the inference. Did you have something else in mind?

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... I was wondering if perhaps Wonder WartHog, Hog of Steel might have actually come back to the world with a bit of an upgrade in knowledge and skills. ...
Yes, well, the "huge capital W" just might do the trick, especially if accompanied by the odd involuntary "SOOOOEEEeeeeeeeee" and WW, being not so much a wild warthog as a hog with warts, it could happen. We await reports from Muthalode/Boundary Bay in eager anticipation.
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