ufo-joe Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Once in a while I get a spam message which makes me laugh because of the poor English, this is one such: From: Herbal Worldwide Subject: Huge-ass pole with daily medication It took me 3 reads to actually understand what it intended to convey. My first reading made me think of a hugely over-sized suppository applicator. My second reading made me think of a large male nurse from Poland. If all spam was so funny, I probably wouldn't mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farelf Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Well, we needn't dwell on the unfortunate imagery it brought to my mind ... I am trying to expunge it even now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 I dunno which is funnier, the original post or Farelf's reply! Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dra007 Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Strikes me as something Vlad the Impalor aka Dracula would do, probably Romanian spam.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rconner Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Probably it didn't come from here. -- rick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dra007 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 means just as it sounds like in "big-ass Margarita" (the drink with salted rim) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farelf Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Sorry Dr. A but the bloke you responded to turned out to be a spammer - he came back and added some blatant SEO-mongering to his signature prompting removal of that post (and the dispatch of self-homing attack wombats in his general direction), leaving your reply sitting "like a shag on a rock" as we say hereabouts. But it does sort of stand by itself as an explanation to others who genuinely may not understand contemporary American vernacular yet unaccountably possess a desire to rectify that deficiency. (And, OK, I made up the bit about the killer wombats.) I'm not sure if it is sufficient atonement but I offer an example of unintentional though slightly ambiguous honesty in this Euro-lottery 419-type scam: http://www.spamcop.net/sc?id=z4523306705z1...;action=display "********This notice has been strictly verified by the Head Anti-Scam Lottery Commission (anti-fraud unit spain ), ..." Why yes, I'm sure it has - as a scam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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